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 Posted: Sat May 8th, 2010 02:56 pm

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VERY USEFUL TIP TO GET RID OF AWFUL CAT URINE SMELL.

Tip for all you cat lovers out there.  If your cat has a wee or poo accident on your carpet don't rush for the cleaning product that contains Ammonia as your cat will just go on peeing or pooing on the same spot.


First you use a piece of kitchen towel or an old cloth to pick up poo or soak up the pee.  Then you use non bio washing machine powder or something else.  Rinse carpet  with clean water afterwards.  Then let it dry natural.  Then get clean empty spray bottle and fill it half with surgical spirit and half with water.  Give it a shake to mix it and then spray it  on the area where your cat had it's accident.  Keep on using it until the smell of the Ammonia goes away.  I also use it on my cat's litter tray every time she has a poo I pick it up with a small nappy shack and then I spray the poo free litter.


So all the various cleaning products that I wasted my money on because various people like the petshop told me they would work did not because they either ruined my carpet or had ammonia in it.  The Cat's Protection League had told me to use the surgical spirit and I thought well why not, as I had tired everything else and I was amazed.  Even my sister said she could not smell it.  Now I don't feel bad when someone comes to the front door.

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Jesus Christ! No one is safe from these bad drivers including, Jesus Christ!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/



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Abby1964 wrote: Jesus Christ! No one is safe from these bad drivers including, Jesus Christ!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/
Good one. I seem to remember reading about this guy several years ago, when he had to appeal an initial refusal by a judge for his name change.

How about this fine story which illustrates why one should be careful about which friends one chooses as drinking buddies:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/man-dies-after-eel-is-ins_n_560842.html

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Be_You_ wrote: Abby1964 wrote: Jesus Christ! No one is safe from these bad drivers including, Jesus Christ!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/
Good one. I seem to remember reading about this guy several years ago, when he had to appeal an initial refusal by a judge for his name change.

How about this fine story which illustrates why one should be careful about which friends one chooses as drinking buddies:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/man-dies-after-eel-is-ins_n_560842.html
Ahh for the days when all you had to worry about when waking up from a bender was pink elephants, a hangover and prayers to the Porcelain Goddess!



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A British company is offering to sell colonies of pubic lice to jilted lovers to inflict upon their exes. "If you want a method of revenge that doesn't involve permanent damage or risk jail time, you have come to the right place," the company says on it's Web site.



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'Mushy peas close A1'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/2997224.stm

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I wonder if the thieves were named Xev and Stan.  Sounds like something they would do when Kai's protoblood starts running a little low

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37130150/ns/us_news/



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Abby1964 wrote: I wonder if the thieves were named Xev and Stan.  Sounds like something they would do when Kai's protoblood starts running a little low

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37130150/ns/us_news/
Perhaps Mort needs some extra  body parts.

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Ronnie James Dio
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http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/16/ronnie-james-dio-dies-black-sabbath/


We're off to the witch
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Teacher fired, fondled self at school
"A janitor alerted school officials to DuPuis' behavior after noticing "suspicious" items in a trash can, including tissues that had the odor of semen, police said."
http://www.woodtv.com/dpp/news/local/gun_lake_region/teacher-fired-after-fondling-himself-at-school



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I thought janitors were supposed to dump the trash not sniff the trash.  Or does this guy have the stinkiest semen in the universe:bigthink:



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Couldn't he date Rosie Palm at home instead? And the janitor recognized the color in tissue, makes ya wonder what he does for fun.



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Angel wrote: Couldn't he date Rosie Palm at home instead? And the janitor recognized the color in tissue, makes ya wonder what he does for fun.He recognized the color too?  This janitor seems to be an expert on sperm which makes me wonder what he does when he's off the clock.  I'm not even that familiar with the stuff and I'm a woman!:shock:



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WORLD'S OLDEST SEX TOY FOUND IN GERMAN CAVE
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593072,00.html



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CheshireKat wrote: WORLD'S OLDEST SEX TOY FOUND IN GERMAN CAVE
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593072,00.html

Come on baby light my fire... looks like it set alot of fires back in its day.



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