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I will not use Kai's cryopod to make icecubes.

I will not switch Stan's #4 hat out with a baseball cap.

 



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I will not suggest hooking up a DVR playing A Nightmare on Elm Street /Friday the 13th/Halloween in a continuous loop to the cryopod controls to keep Kai from getting bored.



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I will not paint Kai's eyelids yellow while he's in cryosleep to scare Stan and Xev.



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I will not use Kai's "Codpeice cover" to play fetch with my dog



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I will not imagine where the soilent green goopy slop LEXX served me for breakfast came from.

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I will not accept an invitation to the Golene Family Reunion




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I will not send in Kai's pic to ' America's Next Top Model' recruitment drive.

I will not give Stanley the keys to Hugh Hefner's penthouse.

I will not sign Xev up for Yenta Sophie's Matchmaking Services.

I will not duct-tape 790 to a snowboard and send him down Black Angel Run

 

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I will not get 790 a job as the new Radio Shack Spokesperson.

I will not get Kai a job with the local bomb squad as an Explosives Recovery Technician.

I will not get Stan a job as a security guard in sex doll manufacturing plant.

I will not get Xev a job with an exclusive escort agency.

They would enjoy it too much!



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I will not paint 790 orange and use him as a Halloween decoration.



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gads I loved this thread!!



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do you still love it?

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I will not amuse myself by squeezing the shower ball just to see the nozzle squirt



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Abby1964 wrote:
I will not amuse myself by squeezing the shower ball just to see the nozzle squirt

eww

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Abby1964 wrote: I will not amuse myself by squeezing the shower ball just to see the nozzle squirt

That is so wrong on so many levels I can't even tell you...LOLOL

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Abby1964 wrote: I will not amuse myself by squeezing the shower ball just to see the nozzle squirt
Awww! :(



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