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TeslaBrat
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 Posted: Mon Mar 28th, 2011 07:06 am

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I will not replace Kai's proto blood with maple syrup.

Nor will I decorate his brace with stick-on jewels.

And I will not replace Stan's hat with a fez.



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 Posted: Mon Mar 28th, 2011 02:08 pm

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I will not use Kai's brace to trim the hedges



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I will not play catch with 790 as the ball.

I will not try to set the moths free.

I will not draw a pencil mustache on Kai while he's 'sleeping.'

I will not try and steal the key (because we all know how it's passed on and... ewwww)

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I will NOT use the bum licking toilet! lol



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I will not use 790 as a door stop or paper weight.

Last edited on Thu Mar 31st, 2011 07:03 am by TeslaBrat



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 Posted: Thu Mar 31st, 2011 11:31 am

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I will not use 790's cart to race in the go cart races.



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I will not use Kai's cryopod as a personal air condition chamber..



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I will not use a hammer to pound 790 flat and use him as a frisbee (or a satellite dish).



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I am not supposed to use Kai's rods to fiddle around and try to see if I can get High Definition on the bug screen.



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I will not use Kai's cryopod to store ice cream.



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I will not stab the Lexx just to hear it say "Ouch, I am being penetrated."

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I will not convert 790 into a toaster.



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I will not play 'I spy' with the Lexx.

I will not reboot 790 with a moth breeder in his direct line of sight.

I will not base jump from the bridge.

I will not tinker with the cryopod to see all the ways Kai can wake up wrong.

I will not ponder too closely exactly what it is coming out of the food tube.

 



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I will not introduce 790 to Skynet(From the Terminator movies).



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Abby1964 wrote: I will not introduce 790 to Skynet(From the Terminator movies).
Oh lordy, I can only imagine....



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