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 Posted: Fri Feb 4th, 2011 01:19 am

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790, "Guilty as charged. Guilty of the greatest crime ever committed. Guilty of interfering with perfect robot love! Guilty. Guilty! Guilty!!! *laughs maniacally*



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 Posted: Sun Feb 6th, 2011 01:59 pm

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Gigarota- "Metal head!"
790- "Leather ass!"



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 Posted: Tue Feb 8th, 2011 01:27 am

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Stan, "Kai, would you have killed Jihana if I'd said so?

Kai, "I asked you if you wanted me to be the enforcer of justice. If you had said yes, I would have killed the Grand Prosecutor and then... I would have killed you, Stanley. But in both cases it would have been quick and painless."



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KAI: O, O, Oberon, happy are we few
Dark men whose days shall end, singing praise to you!
STAN: Kai! Kai, look - we gotta get you outta here
KAI: I appreciate the gesture, Stanley, but it is not necessary
STAN: What, you want to be a tree?!
KAI: I do not want to be a tree - I am a tree



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 Posted: Mon Feb 21st, 2011 02:53 am

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I love that bit in Midsummer Nightmare where they all end up singing. I put together the whole bit by combining the dialog with Xev and Kai, etc, and them all singing and added it to the last Lexx page at the mm.com site, here's the link so you can listen to the entire thing.

http://www.michael-mcmanus.com/lexx3.htm

I especially like the part where Xev is whining at Kai about leaving...

"Kaaaaiiiii..."



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Now I can't even think about "Row Row Row Your Boat" without thinking about A Midsummer's Nightmare. But I think I like the Lexx version of the song better. :)



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 Posted: Tue Feb 22nd, 2011 09:07 am

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This scene was the saddest moment in all the series for me.

Xev: The Lexx is so slow now, how long is this going to take?
Lexx: I.. am.. sorry.... but i.. am.. doing... my..... best.
Xev: The lexx answered me
Stanley: Lexx, who is your captain?
Lexx: You are my captain.. Stan
Stanley: Thats right, why did you answer Xev?
Lexx: Oh... I am... Sorry... I got mixed up.... I thought... she.. was my captain. I am..... very... very...... tired.
Stanley: Lexx, can you make it back to earth?
Lexx: I think i ... can... captain Stan.
Kai: We are been assisted by the suns gravity, it will not take long now
Stanley: Ohhh Lyekka lyekka lyekka
Xev: Can the lexxs weapon blow it up without destroying the planet?
Stanley: Well we will soon find out, wont we?
790: What we will soon find out, is if lexxs weapon still works at all.
Stanley: Lexx, i command you....
Lexx: Stan
Stanley: Yes lexx?
Lexx: I like to blow up planets, and you like to blow them up too, you are my favourite captain
Stanley: Thats good lexx, do you see.. that big alien asteroid thing that is attached to the earth?
Lexx: Yes i do Stan... And stan...
Stanley: Yes Lexx
Lexx: I'm going to miss you
Stanley: I'm....... I'm going to miss you too Lexx

Last edited on Tue Feb 22nd, 2011 09:08 am by kylos

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KAI: Any atmosphere?
790: A very thin one. Xev would require a pressure suit. Stanley would not
STAN: Why not?
790: Because a pressure suit would allow you to continue to breathing, which is a bad idea. A pressure suit would prevent the gas dissolved in your blood from exploding in the thin atmosphere - something I've been looking very forward to. A pressure suit -

From 791. I laughed my butt off!



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Kai: The wheel it turns, it comes around. It makes an ancient rumbling sound



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Kai, "If Prince should ever fulfil his promise to make me once again truly alive, I can envision that the thought of making love with you, Xev, might actually become appealing."



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 Posted: Tue Mar 22nd, 2011 06:53 pm

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All from the "Garden:"

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790 (yaaawwning): I want to go to bed too, Kai.
Kai: You do not sleep, 790.
790: Who said anything about sleeping?

This was priceless for a robothead.
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Xev: Kai, what do you think we should do?
Kai: I think you should make a choice that brings you happiness.
Stan (very sarcastically): Well, that's really helpful, Kai. Thanks a lot, pal.
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Xev (to Kai): What are you doing?
Kai: Decomposing.
Xev: Why are you buried in the dirt?
Kai: It is the natural way of all the dead things.

This has become classics already...
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Stan: Kai, how is your decomposition going?
Kai: Oh, the process of decomposition is a very long one...

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 Posted: Fri Mar 25th, 2011 08:16 am

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"Battle:"

Xev (to Priest): Don't you have a mind of your own?
Priest: Mmmm... No.
Prince: Am I beautiful?
Priest: The most beautiful.
Prince: Witty?
Priest: The sharpest.
Prince: Do you love me?
Priest: Completely.
Prince: Would you die for me?
Priest: In an instant.
Xev: I think I'm going to be SICK!

It reminds me very much of the song "Disco" by Ottowan:
She is D disasters
She is I impossible
She is S super special
She is C crazy, crazy
She is O oh, oh, oh
etc only in the form of a dialogue between an admirer and his object of admiration :cool:

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"Girltown"
790:
I wish that I were not alive,
I wish that I were dead.
Maybe then the man in black
Would take the head to bed.

790, if you were dead, you would not be able to appreciate the moment if it were to come (highly unlikely, though.)

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Kai (to the stunned slaves that were freed by him): Now may be a good moment to take advantage of an element of surprise.

Last edited on Fri Mar 25th, 2011 12:35 pm by Julie

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 Posted: Sun Apr 10th, 2011 02:12 pm

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Kai in Norb-"However I will accept suggestions from others.....sometimes."



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790: What about our love?
Kai: Our love only exists in your head, not mine.

the most painful sentence any guy can say to a "gal".

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Lexxious wrote: 790: What about our love?
Kai: Our love only exists in your head, not mine.

the most painful sentence any guy can say to a "gal".

Or a stalker, hehe.



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